Short jokes
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Purple.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.