Short jokes
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Official orgasm donor.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."