Short jokes
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6 AM, but wake up at 7 AM. And it's not even a joke.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!