Short jokes
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
Doom is eternal.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣