What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
Short Jokes
Man: Did you know pidgins die after having sex?
Woman: No, really?
Man: Well, the one I fucked did...
Dick.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What begins with F and ends with CK?
Fuck, I mean fire truck.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
What's the most between my uncle and aunt?
My aunt waited until I was 14 to come on my face.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
