Short jokes

Short jokes

Woman

Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.

Woman

Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.

Date

Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...

Plane

Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.

German

Why are Germans so good at cleaning?

They have experience in ethnic cleansing.

Man

What does a blind man and your dick have in common?

They both can’t get up without a dog.

Baseball Game

When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.

Mom

Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.

Uncle

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

Duck

Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.

Woman

Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.

Wall

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.