Short jokes
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
My boss told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that!
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!