Short jokes
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Your mom #69.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.