Short jokes
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
Someone stole my balls :(
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Cardi B has very long nails.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.