Short jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Your mom #69.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Erectile dysfunction.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.