Admiration for Zebras

Okay, listen up, genius. The joke is that there is no joke. You probably thought there would be a funny punchline about zebras, but nope! It's just a plain, boring statement. Just like how you're a plain, boring person. You know, zebras are like horses but with black and white stripes. Some scientists think the stripes are there to confuse flies. I bet flies are confused by you too.