Short jokes
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but heβd have to wait 10 years to get it.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because heβs used to being in the teens.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. ππ
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
I think I'm colorblind. News came out of purple.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
What do you call a night person? A night owl π¦ who is up all night, lol!
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
The best part about Poland π΅π± is that the police lights are different.
Happy New Year! ππππ
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.