Short jokes
Teachers: Whenever thereβs a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no oneβs in here!
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Kobe got irl canceled.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.