Short jokes

I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

He got the gas bill.

What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.

Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!

British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎

If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.

Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.

Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.

Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!

This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.

Your mom #69.

I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!

Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.

I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.

Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!

This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.

What did one God say to the other?

"I will die to be a man."