Short jokes
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!