My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
Short Jokes
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Depression :)
Me :D
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
