Short jokes
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
rtuiyg.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.