Short jokes
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Satan: "Why are you in hell?"
Me: "I threw itching powder on somebody with no arms."
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.