Short jokes
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
Potato.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.