Short jokes
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Cut.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
I got caught peeing in the pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!