Johnson's Baby Shampoo

Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke plays on the double meaning of "no more tears." Johnson's baby shampoo is famously gentle and doesn't cause tears if it gets in your eyes. The joke implies that using it as lube for anal sex will also result in "no more tears", meaning no pain or discomfort. But let's be real, you probably still crying. This is a joke, and you are definitely the butt of it.