Short jokes
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
I hate life, and I'm gay.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
I like zebras.