Short jokes
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
How is everyone? I just started school. Sixth grade, yeah!
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."