Short jokes
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.