Short jokes
Joke.
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My cock, lmao.
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.