Short jokes
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Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
How do you start a dance party?
Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.
Kyle's penis is small.
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.