Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
Short Jokes
Don't drink and park.
Accidents cause people.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
This person has Down syndrome.
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
