Short jokes
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
I used to be a banker...
But then I lost interest.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.