Short jokes
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.
Mÿ pp.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"