Short jokes

Short jokes

Grandma

What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................

Pool

I got caught peeing in the pool.

The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!

Orphan

Girl: Wanna come over to my house?

Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.

Plane

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

God

Knock knock, who's there? God.

God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!

Emo

I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.

It gave me a discount!

Wheelchair

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

Mama

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

Man

Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.

Vault

What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?

The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.