Short jokes
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
So, no head?
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.