*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
Short Jokes
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
What kind of jeans do you wear to church?
Holy jeans!
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Gun control...
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
Sun.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
