Short jokes
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.