Short jokes
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.