Short jokes
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
— Steven Wright
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
A person laughs every day.
"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.