Short jokes
When you see a deer, what do you say?
"Oh deer!"
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
The sun isn’t the only thing that rose up this morning...
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
Yesterday, I tickled my granddaughter's feet.
She is being born in 2 months.
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof.
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.