So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Short Jokes
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
The world is a freaking rape joke.
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
