Short jokes
What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?
Nothing.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
What does a girl want more than anything in the world?
Nothing. She's fine.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Sex sex sex free sex tonight, I mean 666-3629.
What’s red, blonde, and wet?
Saskia in grain.
Ali-A
If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.