you know what pun is used for waist? nothing. you'll find nothing. it's just a waist of time.
there were 25 cows 28 chickens how many didn't
Youtubers say light and subscribe
are you a red light because i stop every time i see you
Welcome to David's Morge you stab 'em we slab 'em!
once, I tried to say, "ps. pp. that's funny right there". instead, I said, you guessed it, "penis!
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!/
A man was taking a child into a dark forest. The child said, "I'm scared..." The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
A TWELVE VOLT BATTERY walks into a tavern and orders a drink.The bartender serves him , and comments now don't start anything .
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school? Bye son! Get it? Bye son Bison
I spy with my little eye..
-noting Iam blind-
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday
How do you kill time
Easy taking alarm clock and an assault rifle
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
Friend: You ok man?
Me: Yea.. I'll just leave myself "hangin" tonight...
What kind of clothing should you wear on “ hump day”? Camelflouge.
