Short jokes
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
How many ears does Captain Picard have?
Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
Q: What do you do if you bump into a koala?
A: You koalagize to it.
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.