Short jokes
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
Bitches be like, "Read the room."
What genre is that in?
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What ended in 1999? 1998.
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum-tsssh!
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.