Short jokes
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.