Short jokes
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
Balls.
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.
At least now I can have his phone he left.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
No scope, bitch!
Why did Billy kill himself with a TV remote?
He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.