Short jokes

Short jokes

Job

What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?

Snoozin' B. Anthony!

Dog

Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."

Rainbow

If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.

Boner

What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?

... A boner.

Ketchup

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ketchup.

Ketchup who?

Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂

Orphanage

Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...

Rapist

How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"

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  • Restaurant

    If someone calls you, just say:

    "This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"

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