Short jokes

Short jokes

Dog

Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."

Rainbow

If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.

Boner

What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?

... A boner.

Ketchup

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ketchup.

Ketchup who?

Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂

Orphanage

Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...

Rapist

How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"

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  • Restaurant

    If someone calls you, just say:

    "This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"

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  • Word

    Q: What were my son's last words before he died?

    A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."

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  • Pedophile

    Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"

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  • Abortion clinic

    Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?

    The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.

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