Short jokes
Gun control...
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
Sun.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
Like if you love God and Jesus.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
Joke.