Short jokes
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
Balls.
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.
At least now I can have his phone he left.
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?
Nothing.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?