Short jokes
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
I love gay people. UwU
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.