Short jokes
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
Balls.
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.
At least now I can have his phone he left.