Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).
Short Jokes
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
A happy mother: "Why is your sister so quiet?! And how did you get super glue stuck on your penis?!"
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill.
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,
And he needed a painkiller pill.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
