Short jokes
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.