Short jokes
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."