Short jokes
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."