It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Short Jokes
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
I got caught peeing in the pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
