Short jokes
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.