Short jokes
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think, "Damn, better luck next time!"
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.