Short jokes
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.