Dead baby jokes never get old...
Short Jokes
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse, but I beat her to it.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
Do you know where priests go at night?
To all night sale at Boys R Us.
I once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "They're all dead hookers once they're in the trunk."
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
Touch Down.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
