Short jokes

Short Jokes

I once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "They're all dead hookers once they're in the trunk."

*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*

*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*

Well what am I gonna do now...

What's the difference between a penis and a gun?

A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.

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I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"

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Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.