What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest? You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid’s until he’s 13 years old.
Vegans:Save the Earth Normal People:Were trying to but you guys keep eating it
uranus is a gas giant
2 Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier, they put in their names her name was he gay and his name was shi A ho
How is an orphan like a boomerang? They always come back!
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas. -herpes
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I was boiling some water and said Water you will be mist
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
Why did Hitlers girlfriend break up with him, he Hit-ler
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11
why were the people during 911 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches but they got two planes.
I'll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
Where did amy go after the explosion? Everywhere
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in UR ANUS
sally has no arms. what did she get for Christmas? idk she hasn't opened it yet.
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
what was osamas favourite food... yer nan
stephen hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower? De-calf!!
