Short jokes
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.