Short jokes
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.