Short jokes
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
My dog died. I'm so sad.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.