Short jokes
So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
I used to be a banker...
But then I lost interest.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭