Short jokes
My dog died. I'm so sad.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.