Short jokes
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think, "Damn, better luck next time!"
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.