Short jokes
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What did the snail say to his ex-wife?
"I'm still leaving you!"
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.