Short jokes
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"