Short jokes
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
(6x9)+6+9=69
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.