Short jokes
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
Ironic that this page is dead.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?
"Hello, ladies!"
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.