Short jokes
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!