Dustbin jokes

What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?

One kid in eight dustbins.

Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.

My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!

How do you know it's full?

Because there's not mushroom inside.

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."

What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?

One baby in three trashcans.

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."

What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?

Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.