Short jokes
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
My dog died. I'm so sad.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."