What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
Short Jokes
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!
How did the digital clock show off to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
It's not incest if you're adopted.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
