Führer jokes
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
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My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
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Once upon a chilling night, in the darkest corners of the internet, an unsettling occurrence took place. Adolf Hitler, the infamous dictator, somehow managed to rise from the ashes and found himself in the most unexpected forum - Worst Jokes Ever. This eerie spectacle caught the attention of the five moderators who oversaw the site.
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