Short jokes
Tell your mom I don't like waiting in queues.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
I am on the German website.
Fight in the comments.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.