Short jokes
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
Sam Gonzales
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice."
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
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