Short jokes

When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.

Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.

I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.

Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

She lets him play anyway and I don't.

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

You learn from mistakes!

That's why you're an only child!

"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."

How do you know if an Asian is a failure?

Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.

What do you call field day in Africa?

The Hunger Games.

When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."

How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.

What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?

I haven't been caught.

Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.