Short jokes
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
Tell your mom I don't like waiting in queues.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Fight in the comments.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
Your mum is a Rune Giant.