Short jokes
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
Hit 'em with the 1, 2, Jeffery Dahmer!
Chat date for Tenya and Jordan.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!