Short jokes
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
I am on the German website.
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Fight in the comments.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.