Short jokes

Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!

What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?

At least the mistake was loved.

If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.

Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"

Because he would have beef with Homelander.

I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡

Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?

The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.

My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.

Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?

They both got them big parts.

Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.

Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.

I donated a computer to the orphanage...

It didn’t have a motherboard.

Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...

Then IT hit me.

When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.

But when you do, people scream and run away.

Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.

What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?

I don't eat burritos.

What do my cock and money have in common?

Your mom.

How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.

I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.