Short jokes
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
789.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Sorry but, no one asked.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked!
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.