Short jokes
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Moment and I
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.