Short jokes
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
2+2=🐟
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.