Short jokes
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!