Short jokes
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
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What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
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If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔