Short jokes
cock, cock, and cum
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
big booty latinas.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!