Short jokes
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
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What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Technoblade never got a wife.
2 times 4 equals 18?
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
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Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.