Short jokes
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.