Short jokes
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
We’re bananas!
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
cock, cock, and cum