Short jokes
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.