Short jokes
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.