Short jokes
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
But when?
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.