Short jokes
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Ooo.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
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You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.