Short jokes
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Emo people totally suck!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.