Tennis jokes
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 馃
Then it hit me 馃ぇ馃槀
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What鈥檚 Mexico鈥檚 favorite sport?
Cross country.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it鈥檚 the only way they鈥檒l ever get love.
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that鈥檚 the only love they get.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.