Tennis jokes
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Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
What鈥檚 Mexico鈥檚 favorite sport?
Cross country.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that鈥檚 the only love they get.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it鈥檚 the only way they鈥檒l ever get love.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It鈥檚 about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn鈥檛 win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don鈥檛 know how the police found out so quickly.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.