Short jokes
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
What the heck did I discover?
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.