Short jokes
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean, hey, my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.