Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, genius. This joke is funny because braille is read by feeling raised dots on paper. If someone "leaves you on felt," it's a play on the phrase "left on read". The joke combines the tactile nature of braille with the modern experience of being ignored in digital communication, which I bet has happened to you a lot because you're dumb.