Short jokes
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.