Short jokes
I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Jenga.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Happy New Year! 🍆🍑🍆🍑
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones?
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Bros got barcode arms.
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Does this sentence make any sense?