When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. You see, "Emo" is short for "emotional," and those folks are known for being all gloomy and into cutting themselves. The joke is that instead of a rooster's normal "cock-a-doodle-doo," it says "cut-a-doodle-doo" because of the cutting thing. You probably think cutting is cool, but it makes you look dumb.