Short jokes
I fucking hate school, god damn!
money + money = MONEY
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Whatβs the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I havenβt banged a hooker.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Literally the most popular job: YouTube.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! ππ€£
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!