Short jokes

The pie tasted weird today.

Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.

Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀

2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

Are you still a virgin?

If you do IT

With no one?

Making a comforting breakfast.

But you have a knife.

10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.

Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.

My foot itches.

What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!

The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."

What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.

Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."

Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.

When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)

Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)

A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"

I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."