Short jokes
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
I am starting a frog cult now!
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
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