Short jokes

Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.

McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.

Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.

Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?

My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

Are you George Floyd?

'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Kendon is a loser!

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.

If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.

Obama got Osama.

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

How do you get a million fowl?

You run through Africa with a bullet of water.

Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.

How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.

Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.

Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!