Short jokes
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My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Coooper
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.
You're so hot!
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.