Short jokes
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
My dad smashed my PS5, so I smashed his wife.
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.