Short jokes

Short jokes

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!