Short jokes
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Shut your transparent hairline up.
My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
ASH