Short jokes

Go touch some grass, bro.

Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."

Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"

Why did my parents walk to the other side?

...Why?

Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.

Why did the dinosaur take a bath?

So it can get ex-stinked!

Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Donut.

The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.

Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?

So there’s more for the priest.

How do you get a depressed person to jump?

Put them on a bridge.

When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't make a homerun. 😂😂

Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?

Because they never came home.

Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.

ISI?

I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."

I once saw a noose joke.

I wanna know how to make one :D

Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?

A: "Those are two nice towers right there."

Where did George go?

Washington, D.C.