Short jokes
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.
I want your weight, not your phone number.
"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"