Short jokes

Short jokes

A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?

(Getting brutally murdered.)

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!

Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.

I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.

I had a very long dream that I was eating the most juiciest, tastiest meal I'd ever eaten in my life. Then when I woke up, my wife was gone.