Short jokes
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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I'll put white in your smile.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
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