Short jokes
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Jamal
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
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What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
What do you call somebody with no nose?
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.