Short jokes

Short jokes

There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.

If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.

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  • What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?

    Ones that contain nuts.

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  • What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?

    Blue Jay Simpson!

    I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.

    As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.

    Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.