Short jokes
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What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.
"Lune, it’s me."
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.