Short jokes
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Jamal
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
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What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."