Short jokes
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
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What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
What do you call somebody with no nose?
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.