Short jokes

Short jokes

What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

"Family strong, but not that strong."

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.

Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."

What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?

One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."

How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?

She was too used to grabbing the tip.