Short jokes
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Pregnant teen: I'm pregnant, my mum's gonna kill me.
Unborn baby: My mum's gonna kill me.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
I like strippers on me.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
How do you see past that forehead?
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.