Short jokes
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
You fighting? More like you're dying!
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!