Short jokes
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.