Short jokes
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.
1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
Hi UwU!
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
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Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.
Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.