Short jokes
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.