Agreement jokes
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"
BRO THATS SO REAL
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Yes.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"