20+ Agreement Jokes

What’s the key to a successful relationship?

Consent.

I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!

Man to woman: "Would you sleep with me for one million dollars?"

Woman: "Sure."

Man: "How about for ten dollars?"

Woman: "What do you think I am?"

Man: "We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price."

I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.

A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."

The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.

The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"

The second said: "I'd do it for free!"

The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"

The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"

Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.

Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.

Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.

Why can't religion and science agree

Because science creates skyscrapers and religion combines with skyscrapers

Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

Yes.

I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!

My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.

We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.