Short jokes
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
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Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Dying mall be like...
"Toys" were us.
Goodbye, kitty.
Dying Canes.
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.