Short jokes
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
What is the shortest month of the year?
May, it only has 3 letters!
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
Dnebdoctor?
Realger.
Why donโt skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.
Theyโre always so twisted!
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
Youโre so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But Iโm stumped.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because theyโre fucking assholes.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.