Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Short Jokes
Who am I sitting next to?
Charlotte looks like a sperm.
What’s brown?
Idk.
What is Jay?
Phat.
I lick cows for my mother.
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls.
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Hands down, syndromes are bad.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
"Nahtzee"
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
