Chicken's Dark Journey

This is a dark twist on the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke. Instead of a silly or mundane reason, the chicken crosses the road to escape its pain and suffering, which makes it a morbid take.

• Chicken
• Road
• Death
• Cross
• End
• Pain

• Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son: Why? Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
• Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.
• Why did the chicken cross the road? Answer: The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
• Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.